In case of emergency: Wear this bamboo dress

Your waist will look miniscule, your curves will look Dita-esque, and with a pretty pair of flats and your hands casually hanging out of the pockets of this bamboo dress, you'll look like it never occurred to you that seeing you ex-crush, ex-friend, ex-whatever might be awkward. *eco fashion and green style for looking good while you help the earth*